Thursday, May 14, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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-- New national data suggests that more than 80% of...

Andy Burnham’s eyeliner promoted to Home Secretary

In yet another shock reshuffle this morning Sir Keir...

Reeves to tax masturbation

After exhausting every source of revenue she can think...

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People who don't use separate spoons when making tea...

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Police arrest England flag for causing harassment, alarm and distress

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