Saturday, September 26, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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Britain regrets buying cheap Prime Minister from Temu

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Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a...

Britain’s teenagers still not tidied their bedrooms after a year of lockdown

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Reeves to tax masturbation

After exhausting every source of revenue she can think...

‘Black Friday’ shoppers fail to find cut-price souls

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Keith Richards recommends amphetamines and strippers to ward off Covid 19

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Starmer wins award from French Dinghy Merchants Association

------ At a glittering black-tie gala in Paris last night,...

Netflix bible drama makes Eve trans. Episode 2 cancelled

--- Netflix's ambitious new drama Genesis was originally slated to...

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