Sunday, July 12, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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James O’Brien awards himself a knighthood

Callers to LBC's mid-morning show will henceforth have the pleasure of being patronised and talked over by SIR James O'Brien, following the imperious presenter's...

James O’Brien awards himself a knighthood

Callers to LBC's mid-morning show will henceforth have the...

‘Black Friday’ shoppers fail to find cut-price souls

Hordes of voracious shoppers have been swarming into temples...

Britain regrets buying cheap Prime Minister from Temu

The UK is said to be deeply disappointed after...

Fighters remember they hate each other just as tickets go on sale

The fighting world was shaken to its core today,...

Starmer resorts to ‘Farage’s mum is so fat’ insults

- After finally considering the possibility that calling Nigel Farage...

Andy Burnham’s eyeliner promoted to Home Secretary

In yet another shock reshuffle this morning Sir Keir...

Idiots who use the same spoon for tea and coffee to be ‘named and shamed’

People who don't use separate spoons when making tea...

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