Saturday, February 21, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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Reeves to tax masturbation

After exhausting every source of revenue she can think...

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Schumacher woke from coma to turn off Phil Neville commentary

Michael Schumacher emerged from his coma yesterday. However, we...

‘Black Friday’ shoppers fail to find cut-price souls

Hordes of voracious shoppers have been swarming into temples...

Idiots who use the same spoon for tea and coffee to be ‘named and shamed’

People who don't use separate spoons when making tea...

Starmer resorts to ‘Farage’s mum is so fat’ insults

- After finally considering the possibility that calling Nigel Farage...

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