Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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Reeves to tax masturbation

After exhausting every source of revenue she can think...

James O’Brien awards himself a knighthood

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Conservatives moved from Politics to History in National Curriculum shake up

-- New national data suggests that more than 80% of...

New £200 fine for saying speech isn’t free in Britain

--- The British government is set to introduce a £200...

Microsoft to launch psychic search engine powered by Derek Acorah

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Britain regrets buying cheap Prime Minister from Temu

The UK is said to be deeply disappointed after...

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