Friday, August 21, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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Andy Burnham’s eyeliner promoted to Home Secretary

In yet another shock reshuffle this morning Sir Keir Starmer has ejected Shabana Mahmood from the Home Office in favour of Andy Burnham's sultry,...

Starmer wins award from French Dinghy Merchants Association

------ At a glittering black-tie gala in Paris last night,...

Farage to offer free James Blunt CD to any immigrant who’ll go home

At the Reform Party conference last week, the party’s...

James O’Brien awards himself a knighthood

Callers to LBC's mid-morning show will henceforth have the...

Fighters remember they hate each other just as tickets go on sale

The fighting world was shaken to its core today,...

‘Black Friday’ shoppers fail to find cut-price souls

Hordes of voracious shoppers have been swarming into temples...

Starmer resorts to ‘Farage’s mum is so fat’ insults

- After finally considering the possibility that calling Nigel Farage...

Britishness unbritish say Labour

--- The Labour Party have attempted to win over undecided...

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