Friday, February 13, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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Andy Burnham’s eyeliner promoted to Home Secretary

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Starmer resorts to ‘Farage’s mum is so fat’ insults

- After finally considering the possibility that calling Nigel Farage...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance...

Idiots who use the same spoon for tea and coffee to be ‘named and shamed’

People who don't use separate spoons when making tea...

James O’Brien awards himself a knighthood

Callers to LBC's mid-morning show will henceforth have the...

Brexit could end the DFS sale

Speaking on the Andrew Marr show this morning, David...

Britishness unbritish say Labour

--- The Labour Party have attempted to win over undecided...

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