Friday, May 15, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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Schumacher woke from coma to turn off Phil Neville commentary

Michael Schumacher emerged from his coma yesterday. However, we have discovered that the driving ace first showed signs of life last Saturday night. Apparently, he...

Schumacher woke from coma to turn off Phil Neville commentary

Michael Schumacher emerged from his coma yesterday. However, we...

Starmer resorts to ‘Farage’s mum is so fat’ insults

- After finally considering the possibility that calling Nigel Farage...

Britain regrets buying cheap Prime Minister from Temu

The UK is said to be deeply disappointed after...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance...

‘Black Friday’ shoppers fail to find cut-price souls

Hordes of voracious shoppers have been swarming into temples...

Andy Burnham’s eyeliner promoted to Home Secretary

In yet another shock reshuffle this morning Sir Keir...

Starmer wins award from French Dinghy Merchants Association

------ At a glittering black-tie gala in Paris last night,...

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