Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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Reeves to tax masturbation

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Starmer resorts to ‘Farage’s mum is so fat’ insults

- After finally considering the possibility that calling Nigel Farage...

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Andy Burnham’s eyeliner promoted to Home Secretary

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--- The Labour Party have attempted to win over undecided...

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