Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Reeves blames it on the Boogie

-- After admitting she was about to break her key election pledge not to raise income tax, VAT or National...

Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a remembrance poppy has refused to be pinned to the lapel...

National Insurance to be rebranded ‘Nonce Importation Contributions’

- The Government has announced sweeping reforms to National Insurance Contributions, rebranding them as Nonce Importation Contributions to “better reflect...

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Andy Burnham’s eyeliner promoted to Home Secretary

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--- The British government is set to introduce a £200...

Police arrest England flag for causing harassment, alarm and distress

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Poppy refuses to be worn by Kier Starmer

-- In an unprecedented act of defiance this morning, a...

Reeves to tax masturbation

After exhausting every source of revenue she can think...

Starmer wins award from French Dinghy Merchants Association

------ At a glittering black-tie gala in Paris last night,...

Idiots who use the same spoon for tea and coffee to be ‘named and shamed’

People who don't use separate spoons when making tea...

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